This are tests, the students are supposed to infer from the quote, these are what some students wrote...interestingly funny lol, haha =)
“Some people don’t look up until their flat on their backs.”
This means that some people can’t look up because something has happened to their necks so they can’t look up for example, if a person gets kicked in the neck by a kung fu midget, they will not look up.
“A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out”
This means that if you help out instead of keeping to yourself, you can make some progress. For example if you help out with the environment it will make some progress, or some shit.
There was this guy called micheal hu shaded c for all his answers in the otas sheet in his exam...
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
